How should I begin this paragraph in your opinion?

       I'm a little bit nervous by thinking that some people are reading this. My name is Marie, with an "e" because I am French. Of France, Thus. Where volcano and mountain join almost perfectly to black stones.

     I never know what to write in these small sections called "About" or "Introducing me". I don't know what I have to tell on me specially. Am I supposed to shorten my life in a paragraph in order to avoid bothering people? Describing me in limited characters and especially saying trivial things to incite people to stay. As the fact that 98 % of my clothes are black or even that I've got a scar on the forehead because I tried to jump from a balcony at 4 years old. (We now understand the title of this website)

         Besides, I don't sleep a lot because then did not hold against me idiocies which throne here. For the rest, I am an arts student, I read too much and make too many useless pictures. I drink liters of teas and I like giving nicknames to all that I like.

           May I mention my doubtful musical tastes?